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Girly Man Hands

After being gone for seven months and not doing any manual labor, I have developed a condition known as Girly Man Hands. The symptoms of this condition are as follows:
1. Soft, moisterized skin
2. No callouse formation
3. No cuts or abrasions on skin
I blame the government (aka "the man") for sending me to an office job and giving me a maid at home. Its all their fault! The reason I complain is because yesterday, seeing that I haven't done any manual labor, I decided to go over to Jenny's and tackle her yard work. I mowed the grass, trimmed the weeds and hedges, and then raked the yard. Now I am left with the satisfaction of finally doing something again, as well as several blisters on my hands - laughing at me for having such soft baby fresh skin. Once again the man is trying to hold me down! The man gave me Girly Man Hands!
posted by Aaron at 6:00 AM