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I'm Going To Be The Guy With The Angry Eyebrows!!!

You know the older gent who does the info-mercials about his juicer. I believe he refers to himself as the Juiceman...Well, move over old timer, there's a new Juiceman in town and that guy just so happens to be me!

Quick pause for a game of catch up...
1. I am in Bahrain
2. I have my own flat (the penthouse - no really, it's the penthouse) - with driver and maid included.
3. I haven't been blogging like I should but I am now so bear with me.

Ok, here is the scoop; I was bored the other day and decided to go through my cupboards in my kitchen, which were already stocked with appliances. I hadn't really looked in the one cupboard because, when I initially investigated I noticed the coffee maker (never use), the blender (rarely use), and what I thought was a food processor(rarely use). Upon this second inspection, I discovered that the "food processor" was actually a JUICER! Yahoo! I was so excited I quickly put it together and began to rummage through my fridge for anything that I could possibly juice. After I finished off all the fruit in my house (oranges - 5, apples - 3), I began thinking, "what else could I juice". The only thing I had left in my fridge that could work was a jar of green olives. Yes, I contemplated it, but no I couldn't go through with it. The mere thought of the salty bitter juice made me a bit nauseous. So, yesterday I went out and bought a ton of fruit on base before going in to work. I dropped it off at my office, and headed off to change. After work I was sitting in my flat and remembered I had bought fruit for the juicer...then reality hit me. I had forgotten all my fruit at the office! Two glorious bags of juicible goodness, and I was without. Tonight, I was more intelligent. I set the two bags out in front of the door so that I wouldn't forget it. I can hardly wait to get home now. I hope my eyebrows don't start growing all funky. Maybe if I keep drinking it I will get transform like the incredible Hulk and whenever I get angry my eyebrows will grow out and I will fight my adversaries with my eyebrows of justice! Ummm...yeah, I am kinda tired right now so I think I will go, before I say something that I can't live down.

posted by Aaron at 4:47 PM