Once again I will attempt to write my life down and all the odd occurances. Through it all I hope you can find my twisted sense of humor somewhat...humorous.

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When I was visiting my parents around Easter, something odd happened, well for anyone other than me. First, let me give you a little back-story on in case you didn't know. My parents live in PA and so do Jenny's (about ten minutes from mine), therefore we travel together for the holidays, and I will usually go over to her parents house to watch a movie or something during the time that we are there.
Well, over Easter weekend the movie was Iron Monkey. Since I have been studying in Kung Fu for almost a year now, I REALLY enjoyed the movie. I enjoyed the movie so much that I was energized as I left Jenny's parents, and as I drove back to my parents I envisioned myself pulling off perfectly clean Kung Fu moves that defied all laws of physics and gravity. Those laws didn't matter though since it was all in my head and there I am impermeable even to the laws of nature. Anyway, when I arrived at my parents house I decided to try to attempt one of these moves on one of the helpless pillars that are on my parents back porch. I got out of my Jeep ran towards my unsuspecting victim and jumped in the air to deliver the kick of death. Unbeknownst to me the pillar had a few moves of its own. When I kicked it, the sly pillar had a metal plant hanger waiting for me that it had held out of view until I was up in the air and I could do nothing about it. It caught me with the plant hanger almost under my armpit with accuracy that could only come from years of practice. Yep, the pillar hit me back. When I landed, I quickly examined my shirt to see if this fiend had ripped my clothing in the process of the strike. Nope. I walked in the house without a word to anyone about the attack and went to bed. The next morning I awoke and found that the place on my arm, where the pillar had strategically hit me with the plant hanger, was now purple and swollen. Well, it has been almost two weeks since the attack and my arm is finally beginning to change from the hideous purple to a nice poo brownish yellow. I have also had to explain this story to Jenny and my fellow classmates at Kung Fu. That stinkin' pillar had better be on its toes the next time I am at my parents. I am continuing to train and I will seek my revenge the next time we meet.

posted by Aaron at 7:00 AM