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Yahoo! I am not a squeaka!!

For the past few weeks I have been contemplating calling the Tall Club of Rochester and seeing what the height requirements were to join. Well on Monday I looked them up in the phonebook and left a message saying that I would like to receive more info on the club. A few hours later someone from the club called me and told me all about it! The lady I spoke to asked if I realized that there was a height requirement of 6'2" for men. (from here the conversation went something like this) "Yes, thats what I heard on your answering service" I replied. "Well, just how tawll are ya?" "Six four" a slight chuckle on her end and then "Well, you MOWRA than quawlify -heh-heh-heh-. Myself, well, I am what they like to cawll a squeaka (If you haven't caught on by now this lady had a heavy NY/NJ accent.), yea see I'm fiwve ten and so they say that I am a squeaka." Yada-yada-yada....turns out the club does alot of community service and I am going to get a three month subscription to their newsletter The Towering Times! I am pretty excited to see what this is all about.
posted by Aaron at 10:27 AM