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Why God? Why Can't I Lose My Pastiness?!

Jenny returned from the beach this weekend and looks like a cocoa bean. Nice and dark tan. Granted, she was at the nice and sunny beach for a week, but she used sun block that was like SPF 40! I couldn't believe it! Here I had been swimming after classes and even lying out in the sun with only some "tanning oil" on. That stuff only has SPF 4 so I figured I would be nice and toasty brown. No, such luck. I think on the eighth day the Lord said "And he who is called Aaron, shall remain pasty white for the rest of his days." Maybe I should just rub Crisco on my body and let myself fry in the sun like a big piece of bacon. One problem when using tanning oil at the pool is that whenever you jump in the water to cool down from baking in the sun, a huge oil slick forms on top of the water. I was expecting to see small birds and children washing up on the shores of the pool with feathers and hair matted with the oily sludge.

posted by Aaron at 8:12 AM