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Five Scoops of Mushy, Melting, Bliss

I don't know how I forgot to mention that while traveling home from PA, this past weekend, Jenny and I made our usual stop for ice cream at "The Big Scoop". Since the first time we went there and I saw that they had a five scoop ice cream cone for $2.50, I knew that I wouldn't be satisfied until I had one. Well, this trip was a dream come true! I got the legendary five scoop and it was...MESSY! First, the girl who was scooping the ice cream really tried to smoosh it down into the cone to prevent a mishap. Well, in all her fervor she unknowingly cracked the cone. Luckily there was a napkin wrapped around the cone so when the ice cream began to ooze out, the napkin held it in. That was until I ate down to the actual cone. When I got to the cone it was so mushy, because of all the melted ice cream inside, that it began to collapse in on itself. Then the napkin was so moist with melted ice cream that it bonded to the cone. At this point I gave up the fight to finish the whole thing.

Lessons learned:

-Make sure that the next person who scopes my cone doesn't have forearms like Popeye

-When eating a five scope ice cream cone, don't talk, just concentrate on eating

-Never give up on your dreams. Although they may turn out to be messy, they can still be very satisfying

posted by Aaron at 10:40 AM